OMG I NEED TO STOP NOW

May 30, 2009 in ,

So I just watched Taylor sing See You Again... as into Lautner. Then I drifted to watch his MV cover of Apologize then I was almost obsessively searching for vids of him singing. I NEED TO STOP. NOW.


I DO NOT NEED TAYLOR LAUTNER. HE IS A BABYFACED WEREWOLF ACTOR. That happens to be very, very hot...

NO! I WILL NOT THINK OBSESSIVELY.

AND OMG I JUST WENT TO GOOGLE 'ZAC EFRON' TO GET THAT BOY OUT OF MY HEAD AND MY FINGERS TYPED IN 'TAYLOR LAUTNER' INSTEAD. OMG.

JEEZ THIS IS MADDENING. THANKS TO THAT VID I'M NOW THINKING OF HIM. I CAN NOT AND WILL NOT GO FIND A PIC OF HIM SHIRTLESS. THAT'D BE OVERDRIVE AND I'D GO BERSERK FOR HIM. I DO NOT WANT TO GO BERSERK OVER TAYLOR LAUTNER.

But he does look uber hot shirtless thanks to New Moon...

Ok fine... I caved. But strangely enough, it made me less berserk. O.o

Calmness over.

OMG THOSE ABS CAN'T BE REAL. HE'S FRIGGIN 17!! THAT CANNOT HAPPEN!! QERTGDFYUIP THAT IS PHOTOSHOPPED. BUT IT'S NOT. I NEED TO GET HIS FACE/ACTING/SINGING OUT OF MY HEAD. I CANNOT AFFORD TO GO ALL FANGIRL FOR ANOTHER DUDE. 3 TIMES IS ENOUGH! AND I'M STILL SUFFERING FROM 2 OF THOSE 3!! I CAN'T GO OBSESSIVE FOR 3 GUYS!! NO MATTER HOW SMOKING HOT...

Ok I watched David's MV of Crush and I'm all better now. I was better the first 3 seconds 'cause h- never mind. Mmm his teeth are pearly white. He is flawless.

And now due to that flawlessness I'm in denial that he's real. He can't be real! That face; that voice... it's too perfect! I'm going to go to the most flawless person's concert. Where he'll be singing.

He.
Can't.
Be.
Real.

He is too... flawless. I'll believe he's real when I hear his gorgeous voice. Such a voice can't possibly exist... when I hear it, I'll believe it.